A friend of mine who used to set up fireworks displays, when trying to convince people who had brought their own fireworks to let him arrange them and set them off, said, “I have been doing this for fifteen years now. Please notice that I still have all of my fingers and eyebrows.”
What happened to Arson Kitty’s eye? Is it fake, or just permanently contracted?
She had a little ‘oopsie’ with a detonation. She can still see out of it, but it doesn’t do the best job.
A friend of mine who used to set up fireworks displays, when trying to convince people who had brought their own fireworks to let him arrange them and set them off, said, “I have been doing this for fifteen years now. Please notice that I still have all of my fingers and eyebrows.”
You can’t beat qualifications like those!