Zara: Can I ask a question? Why do your species still suffer the disease called cancer? Can not the great Chuck Norris’ tears cure it? Could he mot simply be convinced to cry?
oh. dear. gods.
if aliens are trying to learn about us from the internet, we are sooooo totally screwed.
talk about bad impressions. first they read about our great advancements in atomic energy, space exploration, and medicine. next they’re looking at Chuck Norris jokes and memes about Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, and Bill Nye.
seriously, they’re not going to ask us to join them, they’re going to send the short-cruiser to pick us up for summer camp.
Zara: Can I ask a question? Why do your species still suffer the disease called cancer? Can not the great Chuck Norris’ tears cure it? Could he mot simply be convinced to cry?
That man will never cry.
oh. dear. gods.
if aliens are trying to learn about us from the internet, we are sooooo totally screwed.
talk about bad impressions. first they read about our great advancements in atomic energy, space exploration, and medicine. next they’re looking at Chuck Norris jokes and memes about Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, and Bill Nye.
seriously, they’re not going to ask us to join them, they’re going to send the short-cruiser to pick us up for summer camp.
Well, this is set a few hundred years in the future maybe the Internet is better?
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No, of course it isn’t!