When the Martians decided to reinstate the monarchy they decided they wanted a connection to the last monarchy. Tallus was noted as the greatest royal aid known, so they found his last remaining relative. Nazcha clooop sold chahge* out of a mall kiosk. While she had no political knowledge, working in retail for thirty years gave her adept skill in judging people and their motivations. Her most re-quoted statement is ‘He’s trying to play you. See how he likes playing in the mines’.

*chahge : It’s a martian food, sure earthlings can technically eat it, but it they say they enjoy it, they are lying!