She won’t tell you about her life, because she’s not here to answer your questions. However, if you were to somehow tap into her mind (which we highly suggest you do not), you will find that her purpose isn’t to make fleeting friendships or even to care about the insignificant people that inhabit the world around her. Her purpose is to produce and sell pickles! Which was going fine until that goddamn bear opened up a competing pickle store on the exact opposite fucking corner!