“Glurrg!” -> Have you noticed my distinct lack of pants, and thus pockets to have change in? C’mon Lady, have a heart, I’ve only been conscious for like, 30 minutes total, max; and I’ve already got my mother hounding me to do something.” Reply ↓
“I might not be getting paid for this, but the story alone’s getting me free drinks at the bar, and if I can sneak a cheeky dick-pic, well…” Reply ↓
“Glurrg!” -> Have you noticed my distinct lack of pants, and thus pockets to have change in? C’mon Lady, have a heart, I’ve only been conscious for like, 30 minutes total, max; and I’ve already got my mother hounding me to do something.”
“I might not be getting paid for this, but the story alone’s getting me free drinks at the bar, and if I can sneak a cheeky dick-pic, well…”